jedipilotstorm:

finndamerons:

rian johnson: we’re doing some rewrites for ep8
jj abrams: *slips his 40 page sith lord binks movie outline under the door* 

jj abrams: hey rian look at this treatment i wrote for episode 8
rian johnson: this is just a piece of paper that says “darth darth binks” over and over again in papyrus
jj abrams: yea

emilyenrose:

A is for Amrod who got set on fire
B is for Beleg impaled in the mire.
C is for Curufin, kinslayer slain,
D is for Dior left out in the rain.
E is for Elurín lost in the wood,
F is for Finrod who did what he could,
G is for Gelmir, eyes stabbed with a fork,
H is for Haldad, throat cut by an Orc.
I is for Idril who got lost at sea,
J is for jumping, a bad way to flee,
K is for Kinslayers wicked and bold,
L is for Lúthien soon growing old.
M is for Morwen, buried in a mound,
N is for Nienor both lost and found,
O for Orodreth who couldn’t hang on,
P is for Petty-dwarves, bad and then gone,
Q is for Quenya - King Thingol denied her -
R for Rochallor all robbed of his rider,
S is for Sindar who died in the end,
T is for Turín who murdered his friend.
U is for Ulmo who watched them all die,
V for Voronwë uplifted on high,
W doesn’t start names much in Elfish,
And trying to Xplain why not would be selfish,
But Y is for Youth, which got slaughtered a lot,
And Zs are for sleep, which nobody got.